Rahil Setia

Notice of works · 2026

The name is up. Please don’t knock it over.

(You’re going to knock it over.)(You can’t, actually. Motion is off, so it’s glued down.)(Without JavaScript you physically can’t. Respect.)

I’m building rahilsetia.com by hand. Until it’s ready, the bricks are yours: drag them, stack them, fling them, spell things with them. There’s a button that puts it all back.Until it’s ready, the bricks stay put, and you get a button that rearranges them into other, arguably better, names.Until it’s ready, please admire the bricks from behind the fence.

The letters of the name are physical bricks. Drag them with a mouse or a finger, or use the site controls below the drawing.

Project: rahilsetia.com
Sheet: A-001
Drawing: Front elevation, name only
Scale: 1 brick : 1 brick
Date: 2026
Revision: 00
Checked by: Nobody, yet

Sign reads RAHIL SETIA

Site PAThe PA system is quiet. JavaScript must be on its tea break.

Paperwork

The site office

Open all hours, staffed by nobody. Everything in here updates live, which is more than can be said for the rest of the site.

Site safety

This site has gone

0days without
an incident

Current streak: 00:00:00
Best: 00:00:00
Incidents: 0

Incident log

Nothing yet. Suspicious.

Resets whenever a letter falls over. Enforced by physics, the only inspector we could afford.Motion is off, so nothing can fall over. Best safety record on the internet.

Timesheet

No. 0001

Worker: You
Grade: Passer-by
Bricks moved: 0this visit: 0
Time on site: 00:00:00
Rate: 0.00 per hour
Owed to date: 0.00Recalculated every second, to be fair

Supervisor’s notePick up a brick and I’ll start writing things down.

Employee of the month

This month

VacantMove one brick to apply. There is no interview.

Site rules

Hard hats must be worn. Imaginary ones count.
Lift with your legs. Mouse or thumb also accepted.
Anything thrown will be returned by gravity, which is more reliable about deadlines than I am.
Spell something and the foreman will read it out. The foreman has opinions.
If you break it, press Rebuild. That’s the entire insurance policy.

A personal websiteat rahilsetia.com, on this exact spot

Client: Rahil Setia
Design & build: Also Rahil Setia
Labour: You, apparently
Structural engineer: Gravity (subcontracted)
Quality control: The foreman, who is a JavaScript function
Est. completion: Two weeks from todayRecalculated daily. Always exactly two weeks away, like all software.

Status: The name is up. The rest is scaffolding.